Canada's Wonderland just used to be better when you were a kid, didn't it? Other people seem to agree. Too many, perhaps. They just don't make 'em like they used to. Characters work for the Triangle Agency, a nebulous international corporation, to capture Anomalies, beings of concentrated human thought that disrupt reality. They have their own Anomalies, which the Agency has harnessed to give them access to certain powers of their own. Inspired by Paranoia, SCP, and There's a Monster at the End of This Book.