"Greetings, brave adventurers, silly knaves, and lovers of absurdity! I invite you to join me in Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme—the most rigorous (and utterly ridiculous) course of history you’ll never actually learn! With me as your storyteller (or, as I prefer, 'The Keeper of Farts and Fate'), we’ll embark on a comedic quest filled with outrageous antics, knights who say 'Ni!', and possibly the deadliest weapon of all... a rabbit.
